Monday, May 11, 2009

the right wingers' lord's prayer

in belated honor on the national day of prayer, which i will celebrate at about the time i get around to giving up my stuffed bunny.

our father, who art 100% straight,
american be thy birth certificate.
thy supreme court justice come,
limbaugh’s will be done,
in new york as well as san francisco.
let us take this day our service workers’ daily bread,
and forget that we trespassed, but let us bomb others for imagined trespasses.
and lead us not into socialized medicine,
but deliver us from michael moore.
for thine is the legislative, executive and judicial branches for as long as republicans can get the votes,
dittos.

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