Tuesday, May 15, 2012

sure, right, okay ....

I'll make John Stossel a deal.  He personally can go without wearing seat belts if he wants to.  However, when he inevitably hits something with his car (speed limits are for people who want to be oppressed), and everything except the mustache goes through the windshield, skipping along the road surface like a well-thrown stone over water, leaving streaks of gooey clumps, no government workers are going to clean that up off the road.  John Stossel's streaks of gooey clumps will be left for all to see and cry "Freedom!"

John Stossel's relatives will have to come out with shovels, brooms and dustpans and clean it up themselves.  In return, John Stossel's relatives will be free to bring John's casket, dump the gooey clumps that were John Stossel in said casket, and then drive to the nearest landfill for John Stossel's funeral.  

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